ok, so slight change in my demands. cathy and i were watching this movie in sociology today and they were talking about husbands, and this one little girl - all she wanted in a marriage - was to be loved. so i realized that maybe my list should be toned down a bit and i should be ok if they don't actually meet everything i want. it's probably more important that they love me, than that they look ridiculously good in a skinny tie. yes? i think so anyways.
So class today was boring, and cathy and I kept going on my list of qualities. I think you'll enjoy the new additions.
-hiking -drinks 1% milk (will never consider skim) -loves potatoes and pasta -bacon at the wedding is a must -no cats -no redheads -no glasses - preferably contacts -no rat tail or facial hair - has the ability to grow facial hair but is clean shaven -straight hair or some loose wave -tells jokes -great hair line -likes colour green -likes name Porter -good at rook and wolf -physically active -smaller town for living -live in alberta -can't be consumed by sports -likes pickles -will wash car and pump gas -should like to play with my hair? -likes my friends and they like him -needs to be able to outeat me -opens car door and walks to door -gets along with family -will tell me when i'm being ridiculous -needs to share a similar love of channing tatum -willing to compromise - lets me go to wendy's and taco bell -doesn't judge my use of fake tanner -has to look good in a skinny tie -can't be girly -i need to own more shoes than him -no unibrow (or knows how to pluck) -has to understand my hatred of carnations -likes waterton -can't be cheap - will buy brand name ketchup -needs to accept i will never like fish -won't judge my gossip girl addiction
So cathy and I had a late night discussion last night and these are some of my criteria for a man. Any males that fall into this criteria -their names should be submitted for further scrutiny by myself. Your immediate attention to this matter would be appreciated!
Bonnie's criteria: -can talk -competes -entertains -has an opinion -good teeth -loves to gossip -school smart -very similar standards -has to want at least 5 kids -good with kids -has to think i'm funny -game for anything - mellow and outgoing -taller than me -preferably not too fair -has to accept my eating habits
If you think I've forgotten anything feel free to add it.
RELEASED! What will devo do with her free time? I propose we make a list of ideas that devon can use when she is lost in her time. These ideas can correlate with: 1.love/EC 2.further money making schemes