CALLING ALL 18 YEAR OLDS:
Do you wet the bed when you think of joining YSA?
Are you scared of people older, wiser and cooler than you?
Are you already missing your parents?
This August 29th, 2009 we invite all of you almost YSAers to come hang out with US.
We'll teach you who the creeps are, where the cool people live, who to avoid and who to bring cookies to. We'll show you what to wear, what to drive, how to talk and where to hang out.
So Pop those Pimples and Come On Out!
CALLING EVERYONE WITH A $5 BILL AND NOTHING TO DO:
Are you at home alone most Friday nights?
Do you miss the days when you used to have friends?
Fear Not. We, for only a nominal fee of $5, are looking to entertain YOU! We will drive you around, feed you small yet delicious snacks, and promise that you will laugh, cry, sing Kumbaya and maybe even want to do it again and again.
Optional Add-ins: Wendy's Run, Painting Class with R.,
Anything else you desire (we're flexible like that)