Bonnie's Dream Guy

So cathy and I had a late night discussion last night and these are some of my criteria for a man. Any males that fall into this criteria -their names should be submitted for further scrutiny by myself. Your immediate attention to this matter would be appreciated!

Bonnie's criteria:
-can talk
-competes
-entertains
-has an opinion
-good teeth
-loves to gossip
-school smart
-very similar standards
-has to want at least 5 kids
-good with kids
-has to think i'm funny
-game for anything - mellow and outgoing
-taller than me
-preferably not too fair
-has to accept my eating habits

If you think I've forgotten anything feel free to add it.