Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Bonnie's list of demands cont.

So class today was boring, and cathy and I kept going on my list of qualities. I think you'll enjoy the new additions.

-drinks 1% milk (will never consider skim)
-loves potatoes and pasta
-bacon at the wedding is a must
-no cats
-no redheads
-no glasses - preferably contacts
-no rat tail or facial hair - has the ability to grow facial hair but is clean shaven
-straight hair or some loose wave
-tells jokes
-great hair line
-likes colour green
-likes name Porter
-good at rook and wolf
-physically active
-smaller town for living
-live in alberta
-can't be consumed by sports
-likes pickles
-will wash car and pump gas
-should like to play with my hair?
-likes my friends and they like him
-needs to be able to outeat me
-opens car door and walks to door
-gets along with family
-will tell me when i'm being ridiculous
-needs to share a similar love of channing tatum
-willing to compromise - lets me go to wendy's and taco bell
-doesn't judge my use of fake tanner
-has to look good in a skinny tie
-can't be girly
-i need to own more shoes than him
-no unibrow (or knows how to pluck)
-has to understand my hatred of carnations
-likes waterton
-can't be cheap - will buy brand name ketchup
-needs to accept i will never like fish
-won't judge my gossip girl addiction


Melissa on May 5, 2009 at 3:38 PM said...

Wowza Bon. That is a steep list... Do-able. But steep. Summer goal? I'm free to help you weed people out. Deal? Deal!

Also... for real... can we change your comment thing so it doesnt pop out at you... Hate the pop out.

Bonnie on May 6, 2009 at 12:42 AM said...

i got rid of the word verification thing finally, but what's the comment thing?

and i'm glad you're up for the manhunt challenge this summer, should be a long haul, but it'll definitely fill our time. only 2 weeks!! yay.

Devo on May 6, 2009 at 11:29 AM said...

I now know why you are still single.
I appreciate this list though. Very much.

Bonnie on May 6, 2009 at 3:43 PM said...

haha i'm very sincere with my list - why settle for anything less? although some of my demands might be a little extreme......

Melissa on May 6, 2009 at 5:59 PM said...

I must admit I laughed right out loud at the no red heads comment... no redheads? Really? Are they allowed to have the genes to create red-heads... because discluding that might take a little research and the punnett square... anyone know a good geneticist who can figure out the percentage chance of giving birth to a red head if the father of the baby's great Aunts -Son's grand cousin was a red head?

Diandra on May 8, 2009 at 9:37 AM said...

I have gone through your list of DEMANDS.
I have officially ruled out all men who live in Edmonton. Unfortunately my guess is that you may need to look elsewhere when you go man hunting.
Possibly outside North America.

Bonnie on May 8, 2009 at 5:13 PM said...

outside north america - really d? i'm sure that we can scrounge up some suitable options. There are a few criteria that i'm a little more lenient with. i guess we'll just have to see if i find any men down in lethbridge this weekend. and as far as the redhead comment - did i forget to mention that i demand a full pedigree as well - just like a dog - and i need to know the history on both sides of hair and eye color. now that's not demanding at all.......

Michae on May 13, 2009 at 11:03 PM said...

So you may have a hard time finding a guy who has a similar love for channing tatum and not be girly.....just sayin' ;-D

Devo on May 13, 2009 at 11:41 PM said...

I don't know- Ben loves him.
We did buy him a purple cake with a rainbow and a unicorn on it... just saying.
Maybe there are others like him out there?

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