How to be a celebrity

I figured with our TV (and modeling) debut we should be prepared for how to keep climbing the ranks. This is the list I found on Wikipedia.

1 - Have a personality, any personality. Without this, forget the rest. Check
2 - Work on your singular talent, whether it's cooking, acting, singing, writing, whatever. Do we actually have talent? Other than always being ridiculously good looking.
3 - Try to reach the widest possible audience. Homemade saucy videos and raunchy reality shows seem to be a good ticket. (Not everyone will be invited, but if you are - you're still not there yet). Youtube here we come.
4 - Get the best agent you can. Don't "jump into bed" with just any, but when you find a good one be loyal. That way you'll share the same interest - YOU. I nominate Shtoon. She knows how to get things done.
5 - Invest your own money with a Record Label to release an album starring you (it's called co-production). I'll call Dr. Leishman on this one.
6 - Get a good publicist. You must be on front pages or inner covers. Always get a full page somewhere or a page where your mug dominates. (If you don't get this, forget the rest). What in the heck is the difference between a publicist and an agent?
7 - Start anywhere and smile. Work your way up in circulation. I think we have this one down pat. First Britney, and now this.
8 - Participate in cameos. Lend your face, your voice or both. Ads, Charity announcements and Feature appearances known to help. Let's look into making a church video. This will increase our circulation.
9 - Monitor your popularity with polls and participation in Awards. (If you picked a good agent, s/he will help here big time).
( I have been checking youtube every 20 minutes....)
And here's the one tip they gave
Have a website, blog or both and network them.

Am I letting this go to my head?

Or more importantly, should I focus on modeling or acting?