Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Letter to a Unsuspecting Sucker


Dear Jake -

If I could magically go back in time and you could magically become a follower of this blog, I would have you read THIS -

http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/bachelors-vienna-drained-exs-savings-on-boob-job-201032

And then say NO WONDER YOU'RE FRICKING SINGLE! You can't pick out the weirdos even when everyone's telling you they're a weirdo!

Sincerely,

Shtoon

PS - For all the non-Jake-real-people that are reading thing, Vienna reminds me of Beth. As in, Beth Harker. It's strange, and not much of a complement to Beth...

3 comments:

Michae on February 3, 2010 at 6:40 PM said...

if he picks Vienna I'm falling out of love with him! Actually I'm already falling out of love with him! Sorry Jake....we could have gone so far!

Devo on February 3, 2010 at 10:22 PM said...

Wow.
Clearly I need to start watching this season.

Bonnie on February 3, 2010 at 11:16 PM said...

Jake is an idiot. There. I said it.

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