Dear Jake -
If I could magically go back in time and you could magically become a follower of this blog, I would have you read THIS -
And then say NO WONDER YOU'RE FRICKING SINGLE! You can't pick out the weirdos even when everyone's telling you they're a weirdo!
PS - For all the non-Jake-real-people that are reading thing, Vienna reminds me of Beth. As in, Beth Harker. It's strange, and not much of a complement to Beth...
Sew a Penguin Hand Warmer!
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