Facial Yoga

I can finally justify always having a silly look on my face. I'm doing it so my face will stay slim and trim!

http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1683326,00.html

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http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/05/22/pools.urinate.hygiene/index.html

haha here's the link - oops.

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PEEING IN A POOL

diandra - don't even think about it.

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so it's officially time to update the blog - and celebrate the start of spring and love affairs with waterton . here's to waterton and the POW.

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Bonnie's dose of reality

ok, so slight change in my demands. cathy and i were watching this movie in sociology today and they were talking about husbands, and this one little girl - all she wanted in a marriage - was to be loved. so i realized that maybe my list should be toned down a bit and i should be ok if they don't actually meet everything i want. it's probably more important that they love me, than that they look ridiculously good in a skinny tie. yes? i think so anyways.

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Bonnie's list of demands cont.

So class today was boring, and cathy and I kept going on my list of qualities. I think you'll enjoy the new additions.

-hiking
-drinks 1% milk (will never consider skim)
-loves potatoes and pasta
-bacon at the wedding is a must
-no cats
-no redheads
-no glasses - preferably contacts
-no rat tail or facial hair - has the ability to grow facial hair but is clean shaven
-straight hair or some loose wave
-tells jokes
-great hair line
-likes colour green
-likes name Porter
-good at rook and wolf
-physically active
-smaller town for living
-live in alberta
-can't be consumed by sports
-likes pickles
-will wash car and pump gas
-should like to play with my hair?
-likes my friends and they like him
-needs to be able to outeat me
-opens car door and walks to door
-gets along with family
-will tell me when i'm being ridiculous
-needs to share a similar love of channing tatum
-willing to compromise - lets me go to wendy's and taco bell
-doesn't judge my use of fake tanner
-has to look good in a skinny tie
-can't be girly
-i need to own more shoes than him
-no unibrow (or knows how to pluck)
-has to understand my hatred of carnations
-likes waterton
-can't be cheap - will buy brand name ketchup
-needs to accept i will never like fish
-won't judge my gossip girl addiction

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Bonnie's Dream Guy

So cathy and I had a late night discussion last night and these are some of my criteria for a man. Any males that fall into this criteria -their names should be submitted for further scrutiny by myself. Your immediate attention to this matter would be appreciated!

Bonnie's criteria:
-can talk
-competes
-entertains
-has an opinion
-good teeth
-loves to gossip
-school smart
-very similar standards
-has to want at least 5 kids
-good with kids
-has to think i'm funny
-game for anything - mellow and outgoing
-taller than me
-preferably not too fair
-has to accept my eating habits

If you think I've forgotten anything feel free to add it.

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love and free time

RELEASED!
What will devo do with her free time?
I propose we make a list of ideas that devon can use when she is lost in her time.
These ideas can correlate with:
1.love/EC
2.further money making schemes

Pannel/discussion is now open!

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