Monday, March 16, 2009

Creepy. Stalker. Help.

Okay guys:
Creepiest thing on Earth. 
5 years ago I went to EFY and my "COW" was this creeper. So he kept writing for a while, then stopped. Sort of. Then he mother called me my first year and said he was coming for welcome week and he really wanted to see me again. I think I pretended I was dating Devin Bennett. Creeper. Thought that it was long gone. Apparently not. 
So I go on facebook tonight- a message from Dexter. Trying to catch up- NO.
I have copied this lovely message because 
a.) it is strange and i feel the need to share it with you
b.) it is creepy and i feel the need to share it with you
c.) i need to know what you would write back
So here it is:

Hi Devon,.. you dont know me,,this is one of dexters family members.. ... Do you remember when you met him about 4 years ago? well, he has never forgotten it or you, and he would like to talk to you in person. he is a chicken- so not sure what he would say,, but we hear about you so often, that we decided to take matters into our own hands... before he drives us crazy!!!, he is certain that if we talk to you that you will think he is from geekville....hmmm.... if you are interested in a visit wth him, please leave your phone number here, or call him at 250-567-7416 - his cell, he will be shocked to hear from you!

Creepy. Stalker. Help.


Shtoon on March 16, 2009 at 9:46 PM said...

his is what I would say:

Dear Dexter's Family Member,

I'll admit, I was very shocked to get your letter. Dexter and I only knew each other for a couple of days many, many years ago and sometimes I think about him as a fun part of my EFY experience. I find it strange that he would still think and talk about me, as I do not feel our relationship warranted such strong feelings.
I'll admit, I have no desire to contact him or to have him contact me. I feel bad that he still feels that way about me, but I do think that it would be in his best interest to forget me.

Thanks -

How does that work?

Devo on March 16, 2009 at 10:29 PM said...

Copy. Paste.

Diandra on March 17, 2009 at 3:46 PM said...

strong yet gentle. excellent word usage devon.

Bonnie on March 17, 2009 at 9:48 PM said...

boyfriend - you have one - use it.

Shtoon on March 18, 2009 at 12:49 PM said...

I'm against saying that she has a boyfriend. If you say that, hope still remains. In his mind he thinks 'Obviously she's not available now, but if she ever is in the future, maybe I have a chance'.
I think she should just be upfront and say, in as polite a way as possible, she wouldn't take him even though she's looking.
Point blank. Kabow.

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