Thursday, March 12, 2009

For The Record


Just For The Record -

(and I'm not adding this as a comment because no one really sees it...)

I have NEVER pee-ed in the shower. Point blank. Full stop. Never. Ever. This isn't me ashamed of it, this is me ACTUALLY never having urinated in the shower.
(You have to know that if I did, I would admit it. I've admitted to more embarrassing things before. I try to be as honest as I can about strange body functions.)
I think it's disgusting.

Bri says he does it about once a week.
Bo does it about once a month.
Me, it's never.

I just cringe when I think that maybe Rachel may be doing it, and that I get in the shower right behind her. What if there's pee vapor still floating around in the bathroom? What if there's pee molecules still stuck to the tub and I get in? What if, horrors of horror, it gets somewhere other than the shower?
I don't even want to think about it.

Please tell me Diandra uses soap.

2 comments:

Diandra on March 13, 2009 at 11:11 AM said...

Dear Shtoon,
I am curious to know how you pee. Pee does not often, if ever, go far enough to fly outside the shower. Most everyone when they pee in the shower, pees quickly and DOWN THE DRAIN.
2. The pee is at the beginning of the shower. Soap, shampoo and conditioner are all used after the experience, which means that there is more than just soap to wash away the "pee molecules".

Will I call you a liar because you will not admit to peeing in the shower? No, because is it possible - yes.
However, I think you should try it. Just for the fun of it. Why not, like you said, you have admitted to doing far worse things. Who knows, you might learn to love it.

- Pee girl, the one who has showered in the shower upstairs twice.

Devo on March 14, 2009 at 11:13 AM said...

Ashton seems very defensive. I wonder if she is hiding something.
However, we all know Doug does it. He pees in the shower before he even turns the shower on. That is gross. He also admited to wanting to live in a pool full of urine because it is so sterile. What a strange boy.
I think it all depends on how often your shower gets washed. New motivation for cleaning your bathroom?

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